what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection
Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report. Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake, my mother was moved afterseeing my father?s eyes fill with tears. Mother took his arm, andlooked at him affectionately. “I never knew you were sosentimental,” she whispered.”No, no,” he said, choking back his tears, “that?s not
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it,
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..”I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.”Wow!” said his friend,
Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flappin’ in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s And without all them fleas. You move like the bass which excite me in