A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph. He finally came to some sense and pulled over to the side. The cop
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.’Oh,’ he mused, ‘It was 1945.”Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?’ the
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here
Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping me !
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?”He says, “You know, Miss Stukowski, you’re the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!”
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you