Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear under my desk!”Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes “Heh, heh, heh…”She says, “And I found a used condom on my desk!”Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes “Heh, heh, heh…”She says, “And there was a
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a hospital patient is watching him from over a nearby embankment. He managed to step on the hubcap in