A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she would be stationed
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.TAURUSYou are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Taurus people have BO.GEMINIYou are
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so youknow what that makes you…”
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? –Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. He told them:”When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up,you hook up. When you go out the door, yell ‘Geronimo!’ and wait for your shoot to open. Got
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can’t fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference. They’re both round and have three holes to poke.A4: You don’t eat your bowling ball.