Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me! Who said that?
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating – “Play like champions today!”There’s also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:”Don’t forget your HELMET!”
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he’s staring at the beach balls.
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.