The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It’s working already.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -“So, you’re the one who
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what’sgoing on. “Why are you pouring that drink on your
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…