Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC…I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!!”Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc…”I’ve cut off both of your arms.”
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: “Female humans are bornwith a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, producemillions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?” Oneyoung woman’s answer: “Because they
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.