Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the Oreos.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 40 pounds.” 15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!” 14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!”Who’s been eating my porridge,” he squeaks?Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in