What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. “Get me out of here”, said the one in the grave, “I’m cold”. The other one looked over the edge and said, “No wonder you’re cold, you poor guy. You don’t
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned
Lawyer: “Let me give you my honest opinion.” Client: “No, no. I’m paying for professional advice.”
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes