yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”He looks at the teacher, and asks her:
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.