Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.”Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?””They’re in three colours”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.””What colour are you going
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.”It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one replied.”I see,” said the doctor, writing in