After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.”C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?””Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.”Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks1. [xxx] is not food.Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet paper, human’s homework, photographs, shoes, sweaters, socks, the couch, electrical cords/devices, phone cord, vases
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are times he has something on his mind — he wears a hat occasionally. His neck reminds you of a
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down “I don’t know”. And you put down “Me neither”.
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most frequently asked questions of women (i.e. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein