A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him.He held her hands and said meaningfully :
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.”I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher.”Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him.”Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord’s prayer, and when you pull on the
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept with his wife. He says it isn’t honorable to sleep with a married woman. He’s so dumb, he thinks the English Channel is a British T.V. station. He’s so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.4. Sex