Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more.One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicycle,
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, “What’s your pleasure?”The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club.”
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he’ll have some spending money in the after life. Well, one day the professor passes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, ‘WHOOOSSHHHHH….’No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy farts, ‘WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH……..’Again, no one thought anything of it until the third guy let one,’PPPPPPPPUUUUUUHHHHHHHH…’The first two guys then looked at the third guy
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You Are Different and That’s Bad2…The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3…Dad’s New Wife Robert4…Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5…Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6…The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking7…Kathy Was So Bad Her