Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?””A mongoose.””What for?””Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I’m scared to death
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest.The police officer on the scene turns around and ask if there is a priest in the crowd. Nobody answers. The man
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.Catscan……………Searching for kitty.Cauterize………….Made eye contact with her.Colic……………..A sheep dog.Coma………………A punctuation mark.D & C……………..Where Washington is.Dilate…………….To live long.Enema……………..Not a friend.Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.Fibula…………….A small lie.Genital……………Non-Jewish person.G.I. Series………..World Series of military