Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once told me…”
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!” “Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne————–I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho———————An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu—————–A gay liberation greetingChin Tu Fat—————-You need a face liftChow Mai Dong————-Romantic propositionDum Gai———————A stupid personWel Hung Gai—————-Is that a banana in your pocket?Won
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.V. is
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not into incarceration,But deliver us from hangerovers.For thine is the beer. he bitter and The
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for directions!
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want