Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. “But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get married then ?” “What
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.The “dancer” came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and putit on his butt cheek.Not to be outdone, another friend
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women’s rest room, Murphy’s, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can’t take a dump here
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months,