A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.Then
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.”My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only
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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaoh’s