Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason.Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn’t decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don’t spread it around.