How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)Duringmeetings, disassemble your pen and “accidentaly” flip the cartridgeacross the room. 4)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 5)ALWAYSTYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 6)type only
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank.
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,”
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson – Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun – Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons – Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest Rivera – People who like Chocolate..Next on ‘Forrest’Forrest Shakespeare – Chocolate, or no