A man was complaining to a friend. “I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “My wife found out.”
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?””No,” Bill replies. “I meet many nice girls,
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.