The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch – Send your secretary out for six “gutbombers”- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, abowl of chilli, a soft drink and
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Where is Pinocchio’s website? On the splinternet.
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’rebarefoot….a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car….you remember when the Dead Sea was only
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.