It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101…Combating StupidityMEN 102…You too can do houseworkMEN 103…PMS – Learn when to keep
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.”She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says,
Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!
Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon – neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was at sea for forty days and