It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs…And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. “But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge. “Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife.”
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.Can I buy you a drink, or do
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God?s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.A policeman came to the barber for a haircut,
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I’ve been married twenty-five times!