I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don’t you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
Two cannibals were having lunch. ‘Your girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to the other. ‘Yes!’ agreed the first. ‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.’
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!
First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !