Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend.’ The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.’
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.