Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?””Oh…he is breast fed!”,
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall talesbegins.The first says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored
yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:”I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.””I must admit, you brought religion into my life.I never believed in Hell till I met