A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…”You’re a dumb-looking button!” “You don’t have much of a future, either!” “You’re going to be replaced by a much better looking button!” “I’ve got better looking buttons than you
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, “My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I’d turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!”
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on… This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milkLunch: 4 oz. lean broiled
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”His buddy said, “I have an idea, why don’t you make up