|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry we have three engines left”.Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says, “You should give him Head and Shoulders.”The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, “how do you give shoulders?”
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.2. Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.