|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:”There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” Pilot
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and a man entered. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” he began. “I have stolen.”The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.