Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, “Well, you just ask Mom. She’ll tell you
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted, “It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades!””H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.