If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went behind the bushes. When he came back the other said “That was fast.””Well I need
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said “$50.00”.She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and asked
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant — a Personal Account.”The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. “You can’t make any noise,” she warns him. “My parents are upstairs and if they find out they’ll kill us!”Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after