Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in the eye and said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.”The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor,
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. “Oh, my,” exclaimed the lady, “Come on, I’ll clean you!”She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter. She walked a little farther and another duck,
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No – but he’s got a ruff idea.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells,