Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, “Pull over!”The lady yelled back, “No – mittens!”
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90’s!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted. You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard.Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE ARE FAMILY.”
|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.”You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, “and you’re going