Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones… yes, it’s true.To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.They then observed that 100% of them:1: Gained weight.2: Talked excessively without making sense.3: Became emotional.4: Called home just to see
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?
Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.”My fellow scientists,” he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone jumped up and shouted,
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends