New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant – An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.Percussive Maintenance – The fine art of
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows,Work = Power * TimeSince Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him. “Say, Chris, how ya
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.