You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and have an eat-in lunch with dessert in the time it takes to cross the intersection of 8th and 42nd at rush hour.3. A flying saucer can
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. “Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the “W”s.
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!”The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.A week later the woman returns and says,