Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I’ll ketchup with it later.
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.A few hours after going to
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn’t really want to hurt anything.They had been out in the woods for some
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?