* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good: Your son studies a lot in his room* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.* Ugly: You’re in them* Good: Your husband understands fashion* Bad:
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I’m a bit tired of it.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”3. “This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.”4. “This young lady has
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they’re already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to double check that the