Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. “Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when she got home. “Oh, yes,” replied Fred. “But it was funny going to a dead zoo.”
Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it’s already caught my eye.
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.