A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were “one with the land”.The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu’s ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to happen. But if his ears were laid back flat
Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.