I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle,” he explained. “Now begin!”After a few minutes, one of the men stopped.”Why did you stop. Smith?”
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Periodically, this camel would stop and refuse to move until somebody beat it off. The man is
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a “No Open Fly” zone!
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender’ man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!’ and orders a mug of beer.He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender, ‘man,
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster. When questioned he said: “Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to external stimuli