A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.He asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton.”Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff.”
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson,
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!