Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve’s body, Bob and Jeff realize they’ll have to inform his wife. Bob says he’s good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.”And just where have you been until this hour?” demanded hiswife, when the wayward husband finally arrived
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn’t cut under
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!