A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.”I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man.”6 shots! Are you celebrating something?””Yeah, my first blow job.””Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.””No offense, sir.
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.He stopped the car and asked, “Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn’t be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?””That
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” “I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO taste like chicken!
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among