One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have a problem!””What’s the problem, Eve?””Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.””Why is that, Eve?” came the
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?”George replied, “God and
Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him thatperhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into givingmore.”And just how would I go about doing that?” he asked.”It is very simple. First you turn off the air conditioner so
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. Howmany do you want?”The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”The elderly gentleman said,
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.