A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, “What do you have for collateral?” The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, “Please don’t be angry
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again — the strain would be too much. The
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman says, “Yes.” “Good. Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looks at him and asksy, “Why? How big is the teapot?”
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says “Yes, I fought over in Vietnam.” Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.The guy responds, “Well, I stepped