Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see
My husband’s business is rather up-and-down – he makes yo-yos.
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions.”Yes,” says the Doctor, “I would advise you to take in a boarder.”A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine
I’m always delighted when people stick their noses in my business – my company makes paper tissues.
A doctor tells his patient -“I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news for you”. So, the patient asks, “What’s the good news, Doc?”And the doctor says, “They’re going to name a disease after you!”
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses’ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to playalong with him. “It did? I’m sorry to hear that,” she replied.Two days later,
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shows and have your escape route planned out :)1: Reply to everything someone says with, “that’s what YOU