Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs
– How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t know…Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.”What are you doing?”, asked the Mom.”Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I
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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town’s morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town’s only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in
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Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the jar.