|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? “Once upon a slime . . .”
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.” Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er…, when I clean myself off with the curtains.
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. “That’s more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive)computer!” she continued as she escalated to screaming.”I confess! I confess!” I sobbed. “I’m just an on-line junkie.
Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”